How To Hook Up On Tinder #matchurl

How To Hook Up On Tinder #matchurl

18.Jul.2021

I know you're thinking bro Louie are you
in some sort of sex dungeon
well yes and no it's not a dungeon but
it's a room where my friend who has a
lot of thinner six dates brings all this
tinder sex date so what better place to
talk about tinder sex dates than this
room your bro welcome in today's vlog
which is about tinder hook-up days so in
this video I'm gonna help you get more
of that muff-diving action so let's dive
straight into it
tip 1 don't be like mark I have a
student let's say his name is Mark and
he downloaded tinder with one goal the
sole purpose of getting laid now the
problem is three things one he's not
getting a lot of matches to his
conversations are long and boring and
not really had any where there's no goal
in the conversation and three when he
goes on tinder dates girls more often
than not seem as boyfriend material
which may not sound like a problem to
you but to mark it is because he just
wants to get laid now by using my advice
we transformed his pretty much
non-existent sex life into the sex life
of a pimp or let's at least say now he
gets laid on tinder and if your
situation is anything like Mark's then
in this video I will teach you how to
adjust your profile and how to adjust
your messages so that hookups with you
are just a logical consequence of
matching you tip to imagine you are
starving you're really really hungry and
the one food you crave most is a
cheeseburger with a thick thick juicy
patty cheese dripping off on all sides
but you don't want to move at all you
don't want to go get it so you decide to
order in you wait and every waking
second to see flashes of the cheese
burger in front of your eyes you just
want it so badly and then all of a
sudden the delivery man is at your door
you storm to the front door you open it
you
except the food you run back to your
table you and wrap it in it's not a
cheeseburger but it's a vegan meat
substitute without buttons pretty much
just meat substituted wrapped in salads
how are you gonna feel right now bro
after very least you'll be mildly
disappointed but at the worst you'll be
[ __ ] infuriated you are likely to be
mad and feel betrayed right and it makes
perfect sense but this is actually what
a lot of guys are doing on tinder they
advertise themselves as a sweet deep
caring person and don't get me wrong I
do believe you have a deep side or I
have a sweet caring side but this is not
the site you want to be advertising if
you're just looking for one-night stands
so chances are you are doing something
similar to mark right now you're
displaying all sorts of boyfriend
material features and characteristics
and you're saying what a boyfriend type
would say that you're actually hoping
just to get laid short-term and you
don't want anything long-term
so maybe right now you have a photo of
you looking all happy walking your dog
or you're holding your little nephew
again with a big smile and it's just
everything a girl wants to see when
she's looking for someone caring to
build a family with or whatever but it's
not what she's looking for when she just
wants one night have good sportsmanship
tip 3 the one to rule that gets you late
so you might be wondering what did
Mark's profile look like well it was way
too sweet and caring with too many of
the nephew and dog photos and all that
kind of stuff so let's say I'm making my
own tinder profile and I want to use
this picture well this is me hugging to
baby gets this is very sweet and caring
so to give you some direction if you
want to use a photo like this you want
to balance it out with the one to rule
which means for everyone sweet and
caring photo I use I want to balance it
out with two more badass photos now what
do those badass photos look like well
I'm glad you asked because that's
exactly what I'm gonna show you in tip
number four the bathroom selfie that
actually works so you need a more badass
or more masculine
profile well what does that look like it
would contain more masculine photos
because after all you are a man with a
dick
think of a Jason Momoa type of vibe what
kind of picture does Jason Momoa have
well it will be him swinging around some
giant sword or him being half naked in a
lake just looking all bad as an immune
to cold there is always a reason or an
aesthetic part of the photo it's not
just him showing off now I don't want
you to try and imitate Jason Momoa or
try and be someone like Jason Momoa I
want you to be yourself and be authentic
but I want you to show off something
similar to his vibe you want to show
some masculinity you want to show some
strength so for example we saw me
cuddling two cats well there's my one
two rules saying that if I want to use
this photo I need to balance it out with
two more masculine photos well I could
use for example this photo where I'm in
a pretty rough ocean surfing all by
myself this is more masculine than
coming to baby kittens so this is
already balancing out a little bit but I
need a second photo well that could be
maybe this one where I'm showing that I
work out and I have an okay body but
it's not just me being a fun boy in the
mirror no it's a more artistic more
aesthetic vibe to it on this old
abandoned parking lot or it could be me
looking all artsy in this park in this
black-and-white photo and somewhere in
Germany or it could be me cliff diving
in Portugal all of these things have a
more adventurous masculine vibe to
balance out the [ __ ] photo tip 5 how
your linguistic pattern is controlling
you so one of the mistakes Marc was
making is he was sending terribly boring
messages that automatically ceded the
friendzone and when I really analyzed
this conversation and dived deep into it
I saw that he was using a lot of words
and topics that I would never talk about
myself now I made a list of them and
I'll tell you what
Marc Marc was talking about topics he
would keep going on about were work
study and your day or do day verbs he
would use would be doing working
watching going
other words he would use a lot were a
bit just pretty and okay all of these
words they trigger a very normal
everyday boring conversation even worse
they trigger the rational mind
especially when talking about the
weather or your work how do you expect
your date or your match to get excited
why those text your match that you had a
cool weekend instead texture that you
are currently diving into the third
bucket of caffeine just in an attempt to
stay alive now this doesn't mean that
you have to be excited all the time but
for example don't tell her that you had
a boring day at the office tell her
instead that if you're dumb colleague
has the same function one more time
you're gonna climb the Empire State
Building
King Kong style and make it and then
jump off headfirst although in general
you want to avoid negative topics and
bring a positive atmosphere TV six words
that's trigger
sexuality now we saw that marks
linguistic pattern triggered normal
boring wrestle
conversations well there's also words
that trigger a sexual vibe and make her
think of bathroom acrobatics if you want
to know what these words are well then
just check the article linked in a video
down below
and also like and subscribe to my
channel because if you don't I'm gonna
hack into your phone
delete all the words that trigger the
bedroom acrobatics five and you'll be
stuck only sending the boring irrational
words and you'll never have sex again
and if that doesn't work I'm gonna put
you to the screen right in the mouth and
I've been boxing for about three weeks
now so you better be scared

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